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ennui_mcgee's avatar

He dresses like you, steals your family's recipes and says they're his, mispronounces your words and says they're his language. It's like if he could skin you and wear your face as a mask he would because he doesn't know who he is.

Joseph's avatar

He also rewrites your text books to accommodate his perspective, giving him the right to squat there.

Chetzmom4's avatar

This guy is a real jerk, right?

I'm also kinda wondering about his "friends." They keep defending him, even though he's terrible. It's almost like this guy has some serious dirt on these "friends." Like they've done unspeakable things to children on private islands and wealthy compounds. His "friends" make all sorts of excuses for this guy, but I think they are AFRAID of him. They're worried he'll tell everyone they all belong to the Rothschilds-Epstein Club and graping children is their hobby.

I think this guy's friends are really horrible people, too.

Why do the nice neighbors continue to put up with & obey this jerk and his cowardly & corrupt friends?

Time to Clean House.

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Peter Sawchuk's avatar

I think you are all too focused on what is happening in the kitchen. Him and his friends don't want just the kitchen. For that matter they don't want just the whole house. They want the entire sub division. Hell, I think they want the whole county, maybe even the country. The time to stop them is now regardless of what the authorities say. After all, who are these authorities? They sound like just more of the same friends and as such should be treated as such.

Sandra Lee's avatar

Bravo Caitlin!!! You stated the obvious with style. Thank you.

Jim Thomas's avatar

Outstanding, Caitlin! However, as you know, Israel is not satisfied with one room and refuses to define its borders, insisting instead that it is entitled to take however much territory its "ally", the US (my Country) will conquer for that filthy little genocidal, terrorist, thieving, lying state. This will continue as long as the US supports and finances that criminal state. There are some indications that support for it has significantly weakened, but I will not believe that this means a change of real policy until I see my Country cutting off the aid it gives to Israel. Israel could not continue to exist as an ethno-supremacist, apartheid state of Israel if the US did not provide massive, pretty much unlimited financial, military, political and diplomatic support to it. The genocide now being committed against the Palestinians and the Lebanese would not be possible without US support, which means that my Country is primarily responsible for the genocide. Trump now has a choice to make, a choice forced by the brave and decent Iranians: force Israel to withdraw from Lebanon and the occupied territories or cause a world-wide depression. What will that lunatic do? Who knows? What we do know is that his decision will be driven by what he believes to be in his own personal, selfish interest. It is an interesting question to which we will know the answer in the coming days and weeks. Stay tuned.

Judy Bancroft's avatar

Irrespective of ffing Trumpstein, and the current genocidal expansion in Lebanon, I can’t see AIPAC bribery ceasing …..until your country can reign in the bribery I think you’ll be supporting the genocidal entity forever….

Jim Thomas's avatar

Hi Judy, You are certainly right that AIPAC bribery will continue unless US laws are changed to outlaw it, which is what should happen. But the Israel lobby is in firm control of our Congress. Almost all members of the Congress are AIPAC political whores. Trump, of course, is also the recipient of huge amounts of money from Zionists and has been totally supportive of Israel. Our electoral/political system it totally corrupt to the point that the people have little, if any, say in the formation of US policy. I, too, am deeply skeptical that the rhetoric of Trump and Vance will be translated into policy, i.e. in the termination, or at least limitation, of aid given to Israel. As I mentioned, we will find out in the coming days and weeks the answer to that question.

Ginnie's avatar

Let me guess, everyone says that as a compromise you should share your home with him.

Jim's avatar

I suggest investing in some drones and ballistic missiles. They’ve recently proven surprisingly effective against even the most aggressive squatters.

Luke's avatar

Imagine mother fuckers raid your house. Then you shoot one of them. Then you get accused of using excessive violence.

Damn that makes me angry. That’s what is happening in Lebanon.

Peter Sawchuk's avatar

Sounds like what happens up here in Canada.

Spunty's avatar

Pretty soon, he'll take your bathroom and kitchen and force you live in the garden shed... until he wants that too.

Ally's avatar
Jun 21Edited

I think the analogy is slightly off. Very Early on, the Jews of Europe were welcomed by the Palestinians. It’s more like a distant cousin you didn’t know asked to live in one room of your house and you agreed- you Fed him, gave him a roof over his head and treated him like family. But then, he invited his whole family and all his friends to your house and they took it over and pushed you out. The cops let them and everyone said you hated him for his religion instead of because he pushed you out of your home.

denise ward's avatar

No the distant cousin just moved in didn't ask. And tossed all your treasured items from the room into the dumpster.

Ally's avatar

Yes you’re right

Lena's avatar

It is a someone who PRETENDS to be your cousin, lying about himself, since he came from a rich white family and has no relation to you. He lies about being related to you so you can let him in - then rapes your daughter, shoots your elderly father, locks you up in the basement and takes everything including the house itself and the land around it, wears your dead daughter’s lingerie for fun and posts photos of him wearing bras and bodices on social media.

Ally's avatar

Good amendment

SW's avatar

You forgot to update your living situation. He now lives in the entire house and you live in the broom closet, your relatives huddling in the detached garage are being terrorized and worst of all, he’s decided your children pose some kind of future threat to him so starving, shooting and destroying their hospitals, schools, playgrounds (plus as many people in their family as possible) is necessary for his comfort. The neighbors don’t like him but the police told them not to complain or they will go to jail.

Another WorldView Is Possible's avatar

The sublime power of metaphor - raised to great heights by Caitlin Johnstone. No matter what the censorship and algorithmic regimes are or become - there will always be ways to get our points across...

Sadly - I think that asshole in Caitlin's house, follows a Satanic religion, and not the one he claims, at all ... And he just stole that one room - FOR NOW. His plans are easy enough to find, because he isn't shy about telling people - his goal is to take over the entire house, one room at a time, if need be. He's going to murder all the other housemates, that threaten to resist his house-theft goals.

Thomas, Richard F.'s avatar

Fantastic parable! Keep at it!

Herman's avatar

Genious! Athough I think that there is something wrong with the guy's "religion" as well. They see themselves as a master race and the others as subhumans. That's where all their brazenness stems from. Normal, respectful people don't do what they do.

Sam's avatar

I call it Jewish Supremacy, or Tribal Fundamentalism.

smokygirl2006's avatar

If this sounds familiar, it is. Can anyone guess? Yeppers u got it! Israhell. What despicable scumbags. 😢🇵🇸☮️

Peter Giaschi's avatar

A fable we can use to scare the kids..."If you don't finish your Brussels Sprouts, that freak in the study is going to visit you tonight..."