Love this! I'm going to post on Twitter and Facebook and watch the liberals lose it.

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When attempting to slog through armpit levels of American officialdom shite, humor is probably the best weapon. You keep outdoing yourself, Caitlin.

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Another great essay by Caitlin👏👏👏

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And don't forget, if the allegation is ever proven false we will not acknowledge that fact, though we might on page 20 in short blurb allude to our error. And,, if it was originally posted as a web page, we will never take it down.

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The back of the cereal box I read this morning was written better than this.

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The arrow has bisected the apple

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Thx 4 Caitlin Lite. She’s always brilliant, and today kind of bubbly. Who knew?

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But now there's a remedy for all of these necessary wars! FUNVAX! Just modify humanity's behavior so they will become digitally manipulated serfs and voila! No more wars.

We need to talk about this ModeRNA "FunVax", designed to modify dogmatic behavior, say those who believe in pseudo-scientific Technocracy. LOL.


Vaccine to End War: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_w6x2Zy70Lk

Analysis of Jonas Salk's book from 1972, Survival of the Wisest, to understand the FANATIC ideology driving today's thrust into this Technocracy nightmare. According to him and his ilk, expanding consciousness, aka spiritual awareness, is anti-evolutionary:



This One Man Said it All In 2014 -Watch And Listen Closely America!


A Future Vaccine to Prevent Knowledge of Soul and Spirit From The Fall of the Spirits of Darkness (Bristol: Rudolf Steiner Press, 1993; GA 177), p. 85.

October 7, 1917 – “The time will come – and it may not be far off – when quite different tendencies will come up at a congress like the one held in 1912 and people will say:

It is pathological for people to even think in terms of spirit and soul. ‘Sound’ people will speak of nothing but the body. It will be considered a sign of illness for anyone to arrive at the idea of any such thing as a spirit or a soul. People who think like that will be considered to be sick and – you can be quite sure of it – a medicine will be found for this. . . .

The soul will be made non-existent with the aid of a drug. Taking a ‘sound point of view,’ people will invent a vaccine to influence the organism as early as possible, preferably as soon as it is born, so that this human body never even gets the idea that there is a soul and spirit.

“. . . the heirs of modern materialism will look for the vaccine to make the body ‘healthy,’ that is, make its constitution such that this body no longer talks of such rubbish as soul and spirit, but takes a ‘sound’ view of the forces which live in engines and in chemistry and let planets and suns arise from nebulae in the cosmos. Materialistic physicians will be asked to drive the souls out of humanity.”

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So good. You are phenomenal. ❤️

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Great parody. Too bad it's so accurate about the reality of US imperialism.

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