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Nick Douglas's avatar

Only in corrupt West creeps, pedophiles, rapists, thieves, liars, zionists, nazis, and fascists prosper and reach positions of power.

SafePlace's avatar

That is true about the West but sadly we’re not the only ones with corruption in government

DavidPageYea's avatar

Well technically, pedophilia is always a crime in USA (without exception) as it is in all western nations. However it isn't in Israel, proven by the glorious re-admittance of one of their own who fled trial in USA over pedo charges.

Leslie's avatar

He’s hung over as well the guy is a drunk

Diana van Eyk's avatar

"...a daily Graham-o-Meter which shows Lindsey Graham’s face on a scale from dour to ecstatic to illustrate how evil the US empire is being..."

A brilliant and illuminating idea! Probably much more reliable than the spin we're subjected to.

Aamir Razak's avatar

well said Ms. Van Eyk, I think such a meter would be a good gauge of the imperial state of mind, and more accurate and honest than MSM, as you said. Plus, could be a nice source of levity at times

Diana van Eyk's avatar

Ideally it would be in a discreet place where you don't have to look at that face much.

Landru's avatar

: ) Unless it's expression of extreme pain or dementia : )

Patricia Blair's avatar

I’ve never had respect for Graham. The only regime change that I want to see is in Washington DC and Tel Aviv, where evil resides against human beings and the environment.

Aamir Razak's avatar

Well said and agreed on all counts, Ms. Blair.

John Day MD's avatar

Lindsey is such a vampire drama queen...

J. Lee Austin's avatar

Ok Doc, no need to insult the vampire drama queens 🤣

DMarlene's avatar

Sexual attraction to mad military violence? Isn't that called "Lindseying". I think the Epstein files have sordid pics of him in bed with a nuclear war head. He definitely lives on the edge.

Literally Mussolini's avatar

We can't forget that Lindsey used to be the sidekick, so how about "McCaining".

DMarlene's avatar

They even wrote best wishes on the bombs.

Harry Colin's avatar

Another excellent piece. Caitlin is a refreshing voice amid a sea of neocon stooges barking like seals in chorus. Graham is a ludicrous buffoon and one of the most annoying of the exotic specimens in the warmongering asylum.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Isn't that orientation WarWhore? Someone requiring it for full carnal stimulation?

TS's avatar

Interesting idea. Nice alliteration. I don't like "whore," though, because it is the go-to for denigration of women. It's more like a kink, isn't it? But "war-kink" doesn't sound as good as your version.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Sadly, my women friends, you'd also cancel opportunities to use the word appropriately in other instances, such as to call the NY Times a whore for the Trump administration's and Israel's lies about Palestine, Iran etc. I'd argue that it's a broad use of the language that folks (especially folks on this thread) understand in context.

Literally Mussolini's avatar

Well, we could have WarGigolo, but then there is another problem with that and WarWhore: both imply a person who does something.

Lindsey sleeps every night on a soft, warm mattress topped by silk sheets, while others fight and die.

Vin LoPresti's avatar

Man sure is a piece of work. All teary-eyed because we failed to exterminate a lot of Persians.

Landru's avatar

Isn't whore non gender? There are many of both sexes.

Philippa Rees's avatar

But then you take it to 'whackink' which fits the absurdity and does the job!

Susan T's avatar

Maybe they are just too busy right now getting ready to attack Greenland to worry about Iran.

J. Lee Austin's avatar

Yeah, and Denmark better watch their mouth or the Orange King of Everything might have to change their name 🤣

https://open.substack.com/pub/doc115/p/making-graft-great-again?utm_campaign=post-expanded-share&utm_medium=web

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Josie Mh's avatar

Yeah, he wanted the distraction cuz he’s a pdfile in the Trumpfiles

Breakup Google's avatar

Epstien, to my knowledge never traded in boys. That means Isnt-real has more fixers that specialize in other areas doing the same thing.

Spunty's avatar

I'm not sure he wouldn't be smiling if he found his mother dead in the bathtub.

Bob Martin's avatar

And if it was via a bomb, no doubt he'd be orgasming over it.

Breakup Google's avatar

Cmon yo, he cares about his mother! She took his virginity after all.

DavidPageYea's avatar

That could explain why L Graham is gay.

Tom High's avatar

“I don’t know if there’s a word for an orientation where someone is only sexually attracted to mass military violence, but it’s not gay.”

Oh, that did make me loller. Nothing like MIC humor to help one wade through the dystopia.

Indu Abeysekara's avatar

Caitlin, Thank you for making my day! 🤗 And hugs for you and Tim. Once artists and writers like you start mocking the ruling elite - showing people how worthless they are - they are done for. 🤣😂🤣

DavidPageYea's avatar

One of the funniest [yet still true] articles by Caitlin.

robert's avatar

it must be tough when ones heart is set on all that oil for oil companies and MIC clients and you can't deliver until you have safely rigged the mid terms.

Jim S's avatar

Thank You Caitlin

Rosalind Dalefield's avatar

My suspicion is that Netanyahu has told him that if he doesn't persuade Trump to attack Iran, then Mossad will start releasing the stuff they've been blackmailing him (Lindsey Graham) with.

Shahram Mostarshed's avatar

The Perfumed Princess looks genuinely dismayed!