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todd smith's avatar

Leave it to The Telegraph and their special scribe David Axe (is this even a real person?) to ejaculate in pale feverish ecstasy over this spanking new JISM missile delivery system, coming to a "Theater of War Porn" very far away from you--but at least you can jerk-off to the Review. Maybe Mr Axe should review the opening sequence of "Dr Strangelove," instead? Unconscious self-parody knows no bounds with the Think Tank set, apparently...

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russian_bot's avatar

This sounds like a script for a tiktok or a youtube short. Should attract a lot of viewers. I'd certainly be one of them.

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todd smith's avatar

I don't know: might violate "Terms of Service." However, the phrase "TikTokThinkTank" might be kind of catchy...

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russian_bot's avatar

Yeah, the script's "ejaculate in pale feverish ecstasy" might get them perked up. They'll demand to know whether "pale" is an appropriate adjective.

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CarbonCopy's avatar

Ha!

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