Are we alone? Each day I find myself leaning more certainly toward the hypothesis that we exist in a simulated universe where a fat 40ish guy with a perpetual 3-day beard sits at a keyboard in a blue lit room surrounded by pizza boxes. To break the monotony he uses a digital cat lazer to make fast moving dots of light here and there in the fake sky. Im sure he uses the same software that the porn gods use to fuck with our minds since they dont have real dicks. I like this hypothesis because it pretty much explains everything.
Well at least Pepperoni pizza exists. Thank the gods or the mechanical Universe for that. It's a mystery though and it seems in this simulation, we don't have a whole lot of control over it. Like you're on a ride, that's going to end sooner then you think. Then what?
Are we alone? Each day I find myself leaning more certainly toward the hypothesis that we exist in a simulated universe where a fat 40ish guy with a perpetual 3-day beard sits at a keyboard in a blue lit room surrounded by pizza boxes. To break the monotony he uses a digital cat lazer to make fast moving dots of light here and there in the fake sky. Im sure he uses the same software that the porn gods use to fuck with our minds since they dont have real dicks. I like this hypothesis because it pretty much explains everything.
Well at least Pepperoni pizza exists. Thank the gods or the mechanical Universe for that. It's a mystery though and it seems in this simulation, we don't have a whole lot of control over it. Like you're on a ride, that's going to end sooner then you think. Then what?
If yoiu would prefer a life with no end, heaven, too, can be simulated too. Neo has that sim next door. Seamless transition to better pizza.
Gnostic? If so, welcome to the club.