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"The deepest and most worthy rabbit hole you can possibly dive into is the question of identity."

This might amuse you. Back in the late Middle Ages (Byzantine period) I was a high-priced computer systems consultant -- that is, I wrote programs to patch up broken systems when all else failed. I was not political enough to get into the good mathy stuff -- they had people with advanced degrees for that. However, I used to go by and chat with those guys from time to time to find out what was going on in the grown-up world. One day, one of them said to me, "We're constructing a universal identity system for this business (a very large, very famous brokerage house)."

"Whoa," I said. "You're embarking on analyzing a very difficult philosophical problem." In other words, going down a deep rabbit hole, although that phrase hadn't become fashionable yet.

You might think that what they mean by identity in the financial world is a bit simpler than the congeries of concepts around the idea of the self, self-hood, individuality, category membership, representation, impersonation, and so on, but it is still pretty complicated, because, for instance, an "account" could mean a person, part of a person (as when one has many "accounts"), a partnership, a corporation, a part of a corporation, an interest group, relatives, heirs and assigns, trusts, persons with power of attorney, and so on -- the list is probably infinite, but of course what the institution wants is to give everybody a number. Can't do it. But the geniuses laughed me off.

Months and months later they were still working on the problem -- way down in the rabbit hole by then -- and the bosses were preparing their blowtorches. "Ha, ha," I would say to the geniuses on my visits. "You should have stayed awake in your Phil 101 class." (Hard to do, I will admit.)

Fortunately for everybody the company went out of business not long after that.

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