We at NYT the paper of record have a long and proud record of printing all of the news that is fit to print..Now we are facing glaring accusations that because our top staff are Zionists we are biased against the Palestinians. This is blatant anti semitism and we report the struggles of the people of Israel as we see them and we report the terrorism of the Palestinians.It is true that our brave soldiers have had to kill some terrorists in Gaza and that few innocent civilians have sadly become collateral damage .When we can report that the brave and fearless IDF have finally cleared the Gazan scum out and located the rest to the wondrous empty spaces of Egypt we will resume our practice of fearless biased reporting .
We at NYT the paper of record have a long and proud record of printing all of the news that is fit to print..Now we are facing glaring accusations that because our top staff are Zionists we are biased against the Palestinians. This is blatant anti semitism and we report the struggles of the people of Israel as we see them and we report the terrorism of the Palestinians.It is true that our brave soldiers have had to kill some terrorists in Gaza and that few innocent civilians have sadly become collateral damage .When we can report that the brave and fearless IDF have finally cleared the Gazan scum out and located the rest to the wondrous empty spaces of Egypt we will resume our practice of fearless biased reporting .
You should write for the Onion, well done!
I want to write for the Onion! Do those people even get paid?
You are too modest in your proposal. May your just dessert be swift.
But but it's TRUE
Sorry but I'm not sure if you're being sarcastic or if this post is genuine. Can you please confirm?
Not sure which post you are referring to Grant
Sorry, Jack.. I'm still figuring out how to navigate what is by now an old standard (threads and posts).. I get lost in the weeds
"We at NYT the paper of record have a long and proud record of printing all of the news that is fit to print.."
begs the question