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Levi Tate's avatar

Re-application for admittance to the World Community

Why I, The State of Israel, believe I am a good candidate.

1) I torture UN workers

2) I bomb embassies

3) I refuse to declare my official borders as I want more and more of other countries' (plural) land

4) I openly interfere in the affairs of other countries.

5) All criticism by any member of the World Community just reinforces my sense of privileged Victimhood

6) I never tell a lie as I have no concept. I only know what serves me.

7) I invented the Samson Option and will take the rest of you with me.

8) I commit collective punishment

9) I kidnap thousands, including children, with no judicial oversight

10) I will commit torture if I see fit and even if I don't

11) I oppress occupied inhabitants and enjoy doing so

12) I commit rape with impunity against mine enemies

13) I steal land with impunity

14) I murder with impunity

15) I commit Genocide

16) I look forward to war and prod my neighbors for more

17) I need money, send a check

18) I commit false flags and if friends or even my own people are sacrificed so be it.

19) I implement the Hannibal Doctrine

20) Treachery and betrayal of my own people are a means to an end

21) I support and conduct terrorism.

22) I openly interfere in the affairs of other countries, seeking support for all of the above

23) I know that I can count on other amoral nations to support my wars, oppression and theft.

24) I know that the World Community will not stop me as I commit future Genocides

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DomeLord's avatar

One could elaborate on that but nevertheless, very well said!

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Landru's avatar

Well said.

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