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Patrick Powers's avatar

I have long thought Monica Lewinsky was an intelligence operative or asset. I mean, what kind of chick sentimentally saves semen in a safe deposit box?

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Society's Stinky Parts's avatar

One who has seen too many Hollywood rom-coms, perhaps.

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Patrick Powers's avatar

They do that in rom-coms? Truly I have lived a sheltered life.

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Society's Stinky Parts's avatar

The Switch (2010): https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0889573/

So not exactly, but I can imagine easily how the logic they teach could lead a star-stricken girl to do such a thing, especially to take a relic of the body of the living God-Emperor of the World.

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CarbonCopy's avatar

??? I truly can't answer that one!

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