I am sitting here thinking how ridiculous this whole situation is. I’ve finally cracked the code. The victims of the Nazis and Zionists weren’t murdered—they merely experienced “acute food insecurity in conflict zones.” Just an unfortunate failure of resource allocation and personal wellness management. If only they’d addressed their dietary deficiencies, evacuated from designated “nutritional risk zones,” and enrolled in an IDF Resilience Program™, maybe things would’ve turned out fine. Perhaps Auschwitz just lacked access to resilient supply chains or failed to meet Nazi food equity benchmarks.
But don’t call it genocide—call it a systemic breakdown in sustainable hunger mitigation strategy. Obviously, the real blame lies with the children.
I am sitting here thinking how ridiculous this whole situation is. I’ve finally cracked the code. The victims of the Nazis and Zionists weren’t murdered—they merely experienced “acute food insecurity in conflict zones.” Just an unfortunate failure of resource allocation and personal wellness management. If only they’d addressed their dietary deficiencies, evacuated from designated “nutritional risk zones,” and enrolled in an IDF Resilience Program™, maybe things would’ve turned out fine. Perhaps Auschwitz just lacked access to resilient supply chains or failed to meet Nazi food equity benchmarks.
But don’t call it genocide—call it a systemic breakdown in sustainable hunger mitigation strategy. Obviously, the real blame lies with the children.
Well said Michael Lynch! Sometimes use of satire adds poignancy to the absurdity of Israeli/Zionist behavior.
Yes. We all have a genius for prevarication, and it's now biting our ass.