Maternity/Paternity leave (What do you mean, America is the only developed country in the world not to have paid maternity leave? They're all commies!)
Overtime pay
Minimum wage
Electricity
Clean water
Clean air
State and national parks, playgrounds, Fish and Game Wildlife Services (We should be able to kill all the cute critters in the forest if we want to! ESPECIALLY the endangered ones!)
Roads and infrastructure
Postal service
Safe workplaces, OSHA
Health inspectors, all federal workers (see "postal service")
Welfare, unemployment benefits
Public schools
Seat belts and airbags
Cops (protection rackets and the mafia are far more libertarian)
Fire stations (ESPECIALLY volunteer firefighters)
Taxes (even if they don't pay 'em because they have no job and live in their parents' basement)
List of Things Libertarians Hate
Calendars, clocks
Standard weights and measures
Sick days
Maternity/Paternity leave (What do you mean, America is the only developed country in the world not to have paid maternity leave? They're all commies!)
Overtime pay
Minimum wage
Electricity
Clean water
Clean air
State and national parks, playgrounds, Fish and Game Wildlife Services (We should be able to kill all the cute critters in the forest if we want to! ESPECIALLY the endangered ones!)
Roads and infrastructure
Postal service
Safe workplaces, OSHA
Health inspectors, all federal workers (see "postal service")
Welfare, unemployment benefits
Public schools
Seat belts and airbags
Cops (protection rackets and the mafia are far more libertarian)
Fire stations (ESPECIALLY volunteer firefighters)
Taxes (even if they don't pay 'em because they have no job and live in their parents' basement)
Unions
Public transport
Food free of salmonella
Nutrition facts
Vaccines
Safe medicine
Poor people
black people
women
SOCHULIZM!!!!!!!
Charities, any altruistic behavior.
Unemployment benefits
Gaining more than 3% of the vote
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