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That's a bit harsh-let's list the positives:

1) He'll embarass whatever effort he represents

2) He can cry easily

3) He is incapable or unwilling to ask simple questions [related to #1 above]

4) He may be able to cry on command

5) He has a losing personality that even the GOP doesn't want

6) He might be able to wet himself...on command

7) His smile reminds me of psychopathic killers and pedophiles, allowing me to feel good about myself

8) His ability with organic fudge could launch a new niche on OnlyFans

9) His presence at CNN shows how little has changed with new management

10) His emotion-laden appeals will be heralded by 3rd wave feminists [SEE: misandrists]

11) He can model unwelcome behavior easily

12) He AND LizCheney could relaunch Crossfire as soon as either can find actual principles

13) He makes my balls tired, which reminds me to be an adult

I hope former RepresentativeCrySlinger receives all the same benefits that CNN offers America and the world.

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